Today I wore these shoes to work.
I received at least five compliments on said footwear.
On an unrelated note, I can no longer walk because I've lost the feeling in my toes.
P.S. Did anyone have to wear saddle shoes to school as a kid? I did and every year on the first day of school I thought that my feet were going to revolt and possibly fall of my body, but those shoes looked super cute and lasted forever. I'm pretty sure that's where my problem began.